Sun your butthole. Properly.
Solar wellness from the source. Hand-crafted SPF, ceremonial applicators, and ritual goods for the modern Sunseat practitioner.
Featured Goods
Each product is hand-poured, small-batch, and blessed during a new moon.
Notes From the Practice
“Hagatha personally adjusted my butthole at the Solstice retreat. I am still finding bruises and I'm grateful for every single one.”
“I was a skeptic until I felt the warmth on my butthole myself. My doctor is asking questions and I will not be answering them.”
“The Sacred Spreader arrived in two days. The shipping was elegant. The instructions were unsettling.”
Stewards of the Practice
Our leadership maintains the integrity of the Sunseat tradition with daily devotion.
Hagatha Cudgelflower
Founder, Chief Applicator
Sunbeam Featherlight
Chief Practitioner Wellbeing Officer
Cosmo Bloomfield
Chief Threshold Officer
Willow Mistwood
Director of Ceremonial Goods