Begin Your Inquiry

The practice begins with a single thoughtful question.

Practitioner Intake Form

Please answer thoughtfully. All responses are reviewed personally.

Full name

Years of butthole sun exposure

Preferred cushion firmness

Cleft Anointing Oil tolerance

Have you been previously corrected by a certified practitioner?

Describe your relationship with the sun, in your own words

Submissions are reviewed weekly. Practitioner placement is not guaranteed.

By appointment only.

Sedona, AZ

Founder-led monthly initiations

Big Sur, CA

Coastal practice, by appointment

Joshua Tree, CA

Solstice & equinox only

Hudson, NY

Eastern-time practitioners

Our practitioner network is small and growing slowly. Most regions are not yet covered.

For all other inquiries — including media, partnership, and certification escalations: bsambrone@gmail.com