Six steps. As taught by Hagatha. Performed at sunrise. Without exception.
The Sunseat Ritual is a six-step morning practice designed to align your butthole with the rising sun. Each step has a purpose. Each product has a place. The Ritual must be performed in order. The Ritual must not be rushed.
Step 1
Before solar entry, the threshold must be cleared. Light the Threshold Smudge Bundle at the long end and allow the smoke to circle the practice space three times. Set the bundle into a heat-safe vessel and let it settle. Do not skip this step. Hagatha can tell.
Step 2
Apply a generous portion of Cleft Anointing Oil to your butthole (or, in clinical settings, the receptive aperture). Calendula, arnica, and frankincense soften the tissue and prepare the area for sustained solar reception. The Oil should be warmed between the palms before application. Practitioners often hum during this step. Humming is encouraged but not required.
Step 3
Place the Bloom Cushion at a comfortable distance from the rising sun. Kneel, then fold forward, allowing the chest to lower and your butthole to rise toward the sun. Sustained child's pose is the foundational Sunseat posture. Breathe through the nose. Permit the body to remember why it was made.
Step 4
Using the Moonbeam Mirror's 10× magnification, verify that your butthole is squarely aligned with the rising sun. Adjust the cushion as needed. Misalignment is the most common error among new practitioners and the source of most uneven coloring.
Step 5
Apply Solar Aperture Crème using the Sacred Spreader. Maintain the position for fifteen to twenty minutes during the early sunrise window. Wear the Sacred Gap Robe to preserve modesty while permitting unbroken solar contact. This is the practice. This is what the rest is for.
Step 6
Apply Post-Bloom Recovery Balm to your butthole and any adjacent regions that received warmth. Hydrate. Rest. The body is now in an open energetic state and may experience unfamiliar sensitivities for up to forty-eight hours. This is normal. This is the gift of the practice.
The Ritual is best supported by the full set of ceremonial goods.
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